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Hi, I'm Eddie. On October 25, 2026, at 2:17 in the afternoon, I opened Pinermen to the public. Three furry coworkers helped me get here, and they deserve a proper introduction.
Meet the crew
Our Frenchie. A muscular black French Bulldog with a white blaze on the chest. Picture a tiny bouncer in a tuxedo.
Our Corgi. A tricolor Corgi with big ears, short legs and even bigger plans. Corgis are famous for their fluffy double coats, and ours is no exception.
The Big Cat. A very large black cat (we say "very large" with love). In a house with two dogs, someone has to supervise, and the Big Cat has taken the job.
Living with all three in Las Vegas means fur gets everywhere, walks happen early or late, and the cat is always in charge.
Why Pinermen exists
Life with two dogs and a cat comes with a lot of fur, a lot of walks and a lot of playtime. Pinermen is a shop for simple, useful things that make everyday life with pets a little easier and a lot more fun, without any hype. That's the idea behind our tagline:
Fun, practical stuff for dogs (and the cats who supervise them). πΎ
Every product page tells you what the item is, its size and what it's made of where we have those details, and how to use it. If we don't know something, we won't make it up.
What's on the shelves
We opened with a mix of everyday gear for dogs and cats. A few things we're especially excited about:
- Night walk gear. With a black Frenchie, a black dog can be hard to spot on evening walks. The USB Rechargeable LED Dog Collar charges by cable instead of coin batteries and has three light modes. Our plan is to make it part of the Frenchie's evening uniform.
- Grooming. With a Corgi in the house, the Self-Cleaning Slicker Brush is about to see a lot of action. One click of the button pushes the fur off the pins.
- Play and puzzle time. The Duck Puzzle Feeder releases kibble or treats as your dog nudges it, turning dinner into a little game. We fully expect the Frenchie to try to argue with the duck.
- Cat corner. The supervisors get gear too. The Felt Cat Tunnel with Peek Holes snaps into a tunnel or lies flat. We'll see whether the Big Cat calls it a hideout or a throne.
You'll also find blankets, travel bowls, plush toys, a hands-free leash and more. All of it is chosen to be useful, easy to clean and good for a laugh or two.
How it works
Pinermen is a small online shop based in Las Vegas. We work with a fulfillment partner, so orders ship straight to you, usually in 7β15 business days with tracking. When you order, you'll get an email with your tracking info so you can follow your package.
Questions about sizing, an order, or which brush suits your dog's coat? Reach out. A real person (me) will answer.
A welcome gift π
To celebrate opening day, here's a thank-you for being one of our first customers:
- Use code WELCOME10 for 10% off your first order (one use per customer).
- US shipping is free on orders over $70.*
*Disposable Puppy Pee Pads ship at their own rate and aren't included in free shipping.
So if you've been eyeing a collar, a brush and a couple of squeaky toys, now's a good time to bundle them up.
What's next
Over the next few weeks we'll post practical guides here on the blog: grooming tips for heavy shedders, how to make night walks easier to see, and the occasional update from the crew. Once our own samples arrive, we'll share real photos and videos of the three of them testing things out. Expect plenty of judgment from the cat.
You can follow along on Instagram and TikTok at @pinermen.shop, and on our Facebook page. We'd love to see your pets too. Tag us and you might be featured.
Thanks for stopping by and for supporting a small shop. From the Frenchie, the Corgi, the Big Cat and me: welcome to Pinermen. πΎ